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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 234thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 346thHighest Disposable Incomes: 415th
The Titanic Airship of
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Floating above the Earth exactly how a brick doesn't
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Davethebastardistan

Population25.754 billion

CapitalThe Titanic Floating Airship
LeaderOverlord the All Seeing Dave
FaithMustardy mushypeaism

CurrencyImperial Platinum Mustardy Bastard
AnimalLarge Winged and Horribly Fanged Rat

The Titanic Airship of Davethebastardistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord the All Seeing Dave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.754 billion Davethebastardistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Titanic Floating Airship. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Davethebastardistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,089 trillion Imperial Platinum Mustardy Bastards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 352,951 Imperial Platinum Mustardy Bastards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, foreign leaders are advising that Overlord the All Seeing Dave's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Davethebastardistan's national animal is the Large Winged and Horribly Fanged Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mustardy mushypeaism.

Davethebastardistan is ranked 110,529th in the world and 1st in The Unreliable Laptop Battery for Most Stationary, with 358.62773575588 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 234thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 346thHighest Disposable Incomes: 415thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 491stFattest Citizens: 610thLargest Insurance Industry: 621stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 665thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 901stHighest Economic Output: 1,044thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,164thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,174thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,196thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,206thLargest Mining Sector: 1,225thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,559thMost Avoided: 1,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,682ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,100thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,068thMost Armed: 3,445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,260thRudest Citizens: 4,551stLargest Retail Industry: 5,573rdLargest Black Market: 5,632ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,028thSmartest Citizens: 6,612thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,108thLargest Populations: 7,228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,379thMost Secular: 8,171stMost Efficient Economies: 9,480thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,504thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,090thMost Cultured: 17,265thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,387thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,101st

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