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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 230thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 267thHighest Disposable Incomes: 381st
The Titanic Airship of
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Floating above the Earth exactly how a brick doesn't
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Population19.386 billion

CapitalThe Titanic Floating Airship
LeaderOverlord the All Seeing Dave
FaithMustardy mushypeaism

CurrencyImperial Platinum Mustardy Bastard
AnimalLarge Winged and Horribly Fanged Rat

The Titanic Airship of Davethebastardistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord the All Seeing Dave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.386 billion Davethebastardistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Titanic Floating Airship. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Davethebastardistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,885 trillion Imperial Platinum Mustardy Bastards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 355,203 Imperial Platinum Mustardy Bastards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Davethebastardistan's national animal is the Large Winged and Horribly Fanged Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mustardy mushypeaism.

Davethebastardistan is ranked 241,595th in the world and 3rd in The Itchy Behind for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.59 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 230thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 267thHighest Disposable Incomes: 381stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 450thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 512thFattest Citizens: 522ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 526thHighest Poor Incomes: 641stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 678thLargest Insurance Industry: 694thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 698thLargest Mining Sector: 823rdMost Avoided: 902ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,022ndHighest Economic Output: 1,098thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,112thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,120thHighest Average Incomes: 1,201stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,699thMost Armed: 2,311thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,626thRudest Citizens: 3,362ndLargest Black Market: 3,422ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,505thLargest Retail Industry: 3,506thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,582ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,740thSmartest Citizens: 5,974thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,985thMost Stationary: 6,951stMost Secular: 7,177thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,351stLargest Populations: 7,928thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,216thTop
Most Influential: 13,165thHighest Drug Use: 15,276thMost Cultured: 15,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,785thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,970thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,306th

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