Population | 11.042 billion |
Capital | Shrek-land |
Leader | Shrek |
Faith | semi-daily sacrifices |
Currency | dcba |
Animal | Monster of Latin-land |
The Holy Red Dominion of DCBA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shrek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.042 billion Dcbains are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrek-land. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient DCBAian economy, worth a remarkable 2,498 trillion dcbas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 226,270 dcbas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', skyscrapers get built in just days, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. DCBA's national animal is the Monster of Latin-land, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is semi-daily sacrifices.
DCBA is ranked 305,415th in the world and 12,904th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 10 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : DCBA's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : DCBA's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : DCBA's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : DCBA's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : DCBA was refounded in Balder.
- : DCBA ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : DCBA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : DCBA's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : DCBA's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : DCBA was refounded in Osiris.