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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,638th Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,825th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,979th
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Dead I Jack

Population9.899 billion

CapitalFort Triumph
LeaderDeadeye Jack

Currencygold bar

The Jack of All Trades of Dead I Jack is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Deadeye Jack with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.899 billion Dead I Jackians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Triumph. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dead I Jackian economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,877 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dead I Jackians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, all guns must be registered, and the Dead I Jack Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dead I Jack's national animal is the coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dead I Jack is ranked 12,224th in the world and 427th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,049.22 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,638thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,979thNicest Citizens: 8,142ndMost Inclusive: 9,915thMost Secular: 10,893rdMost Pacifist: 12,079thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,224thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,719thHighest Economic Output: 13,001stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,473rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,323rdMost Developed: 14,672ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,770thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,509th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 125th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 155th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 177th in the regionNicest Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Inclusive: 226th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 252nd in the regionMost Secular: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 283rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 301st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 306th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 317th in the regionMost Developed: 331st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 335th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 343rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 348th in the regionSafest: 356th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 366th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 369th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 387th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 389th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 397th in the regionMost Cultured: 411th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 415th in the regionLargest Governments: 425th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 427th in the regionBest Weather: 429th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 430th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 439th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 440th in the regionNudest: 493rd in the region

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