The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.289 billion Deadcatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,581 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 339,344 tears of orphans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, and politicians have tenure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the bearded hipster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.

Deadcatistan is ranked 132,885^th in the world and 2,001^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,806.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.