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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 237th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322nd
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Fight till die
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dealt alph

Population5.919 billion

Currencydealt
Animalcats

The Armed Republic of Dealt alph is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.919 billion Dealt alphians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dealt alphian economy, worth a remarkable 1,916 trillion dealts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 323,848 dealts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa, and teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dealt alph's national animal is the cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dealt alph is ranked 2,062nd in the world and 53rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,455.99 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322ndMost Corrupt Governments: 432ndLargest Black Market: 525thHighest Poor Incomes: 606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 922ndMost Secular: 970thLowest Crime Rates: 1,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,137thHighest Average Incomes: 1,222ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,448thBest Weather: 1,556thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,836thLargest Governments: 1,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,944thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,841stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,130thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,451stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,991stMost Developed: 5,556thMost Influential: 5,661stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,037thHighest Economic Output: 6,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,829thLargest Retail Industry: 7,629thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,219thHealthiest Citizens: 8,577thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,560thMost Authoritarian: 9,617thSmartest Citizens: 12,688thRudest Citizens: 12,797th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 132nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 155th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 162nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Stationary: 185th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 201st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 221st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 237th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Conservative: 327th in the regionRudest Citizens: 395th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa.
  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Dealt alph, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.

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