by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,745th
The Great Nation of
Benevolent Dictatorship
It's a Dededelightful day outside
King Dedede
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Dedede Empire

Population2.866 billion

CapitalMount Dedede
LeaderKing Dedede


The Great Nation of Dedede Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Dedede with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.866 billion Waddle Dees enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Dedede. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dedede economy, worth 499 trillion D-bills a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 174,176 D-bills, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,427,991 per year while the poor average 4,506, a ratio of 316 to 1.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is moderate. Dedede Empire's national animal is the Gordo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dededeism.

Dedede Empire is ranked 223,231st in the world and 11th in Dream Land for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.44 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,253rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,745thFattest Citizens: 3,614thLargest Retail Industry: 3,859thMost Efficient Economies: 5,105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,256thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,447thLargest Black Market: 5,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,168thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,878thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,378thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,904thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,178thHighest Average Incomes: 9,190thMost Armed: 9,952ndMost Cultured: 10,703rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 12,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,823rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,170thLargest Governments: 15,445thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,821stMost Pro-Market: 16,990thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,374thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,285thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,341stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,319thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,826th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

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