The Restored Caymarnian Imperium of Defileron is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperial Regent Demeter with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.462 billion True Caymarnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsiolivoskgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient True Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 6,124 trillion Imperial marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 261,024 Imperial marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,146,337 per year while the poor average 37,371, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Defileron, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Defileron's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of the Holy Light.

Defileron is ranked 5,398^th in the world and 141^st in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.66 law-abiding acts per hour.