by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 950thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,246thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,047th
The Vicar of Freud of
Father Knows Best State
Where is Mom? I need to show her something...
Evil McMasterdonia
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Democatic Donkeys

Population14.314 billion

CapitalTangerine Dream
LeaderEvil McMasterdonia
FaithJim Morrisonism

Animalsparkle pony

The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.314 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,642 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 232,282nd in the world and 8,798th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -313.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 950thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,246thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,138thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,495thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,959thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,327thMost Influential: 4,052ndLargest Black Market: 4,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,711thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,805thMost Cultured: 8,760thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,530thHighest Economic Output: 10,218thSmartest Citizens: 11,085thLargest Governments: 11,231stBest Weather: 11,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,302ndTop
Most Devout: 13,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,236thLargest Populations: 18,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 24,135thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,391st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 101st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 109th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 125th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 169th in the regionLargest Black Market: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 269th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 329th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 363rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 381st in the regionLargest Populations: 402nd in the regionMost Cultured: 459th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 578th in the regionMost Devout: 589th in the regionNudest: 603rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 608th in the regionBest Weather: 657th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 680th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 685th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 712th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 838th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 910th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 173 » Illusia and Neverendia, Rising Sakura, Aerilia, Venicea, Figyjharli, Barabolia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Orado, -Slovania, Nordic-British Union, Yokciq Empire, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, Lulubellia, Republica Guilleana, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Guer Aike, Corfad, Dangine, Shibutani, The Ultimate Republic, Vyata Temor, Travislavania, Selfgradatude, Valgarda, Omnistria, Zzozona, Katuda, Koda-Land, Francois Isidore, New Lakemba, Svenskan, Muqatil, Svenskskit, Sundred, Communist Lukania, The Tampa Bay Rays, El Fiji Grande, Cretox State, Zemnaya Svoboda, Empy, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Xentherida, Ellbonnia, and 123 others.Notyoutopia, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Interdimensional Zone, Joevala, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Animu Place, Former English Colony, Bharathvarsh, Nuronte, The Rhein States, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Sil Dorsett, The Pantheons, Kromi, Shadowrik, Chips and Guac, Wilkshire, Shotokonia, Loutsland, Imperial Pieserged, Iberia y las Colonias, Simone Republic, Duryanistan, Kragsgale, Sikol, Wapistan, Siwale, Xagill, Gafflebag, Blyskalia, Tringapore, Tyirza, Great Bights Mum, Galaician Empire, Kranostav, Super Girl, Expere Fiyans, San Felipe, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, BTProductions, Clan Spaniel, Ravendi, Kazoo Basin, East Akra, Votak Matim, Libertania Democratica, Hepek, Volstokn, Pasargad, Nova Arcania, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Rinadia, The Teddy, TyGerria, Jaxikistan, Impel Down, Draconian Progression, The Jerichowan Country, Pleroma Sans Romans, Maott, Climeria, Northern Roman Republic, Randomcountryland, Centrialand, Alorca, Solphine, Steampunk Ariel, Orogonia, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Potatolandium, Mon Island, Seenvorland, ForestMythal, Wineclaw, Defense For The World Assembly, Darkmondoria, Tsandonown, Pallaith, The Calabash Protectorate, Planes, Seanat, Neopie, Britle, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Runeda, Merconitonitopia, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Apollo Park, Sopernia, WhoHateeta, Bearical, Unshleepd, Novremia, WLDO, Sahriastan, Lemsrow, Drueste, Outer Shenendoah, Capablanca, The Blazeland Administration, Logovets, Que Lukustinardon, Galbadiana, Zdagoburg, Lionia, His Enduring Majesty, and Malta Comino Gozo.

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