The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Secretary General Thomas Mills with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.92 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viconia. The average income tax rate is 26.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 8,489 trillion DC Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,120 DC Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Colonies's national animal is the Amber Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Democratic Colonies is ranked 5,052^nd in the world and 5^th in Greater Prussia for Highest Average Incomes, with 218,120.31 Standard Monetary Units.