| Population | 37.67 billion |
| Capital | Viconia |
| Leader | Secretary General Thomas Mills |
| Currency | DC Credit |
| Animal | Amber Hawk |
The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Secretary General Thomas Mills with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.67 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viconia. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 7,815 trillion DC Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,482 DC Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Viconia to enjoy their national art, and snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Colonies's national animal is the Amber Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Democratic Colonies is ranked 26,718th in the world and 3rd in Greater Prussia for Safest, scoring 109.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Democratic Colonies, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Viconia to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, sex changes are routinely performed at Democratic Colonies's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Democratic Colonies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
