Population | 12.274 billion |
Capital | Port Vadnsko |
Leader | DEMaken Natal NataS ||| |
Faith | Mallah-Ter |
Currency | Tu$oD |
Animal | Owl |
The Federation of Denun is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by DEMaken Natal NataS ||| with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.274 billion Demunians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Vadnsko. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Demunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,681 trillion Tu$oDs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,488 Tu$oDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denun's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mallah-Ter.
Denun is ranked 2,643rd in the world and 1st in The Land Ov Denun for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,336.53 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Denun, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in
Denun, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
- : Following new legislation in
Denun, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
- : Following new legislation in
Denun, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in
Denun, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in
Denun, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
- : Following new legislation in
Denun, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
- : Following new legislation in
Denun, large sections of Denun have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in
Denun, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in
Denun, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.