The Holy Lucky Christmas Warzon of DEPRESSION AND ADHD is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mstforn the fifth with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.55 billion Lost souls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dprssd klso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lost economy, worth 324 trillion GOLD KLSOES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,276 GOLD KLSOES, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 647,175 per year while the poor average 52,174, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Lost as 'your finger, you fool', what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DEPRESSION AND ADHD's national animal is the Souls, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is klsoism.

DEPRESSION AND ADHD is ranked 150,039^th in the world and 4^th in depressed kelso for Most Primitive, scoring -48.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.