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Least Corrupt Governments: 8,153rd Safest: 11,691st Most Pacifist: 12,323rd
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Herp, I'm a Derp
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Derp Derpity Derp

Population1.904 billion

CapitalDerp City
LeaderKitteh D Memerson


The Free Land of Derp Derpity Derp is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kitteh D Memerson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.904 billion Derp Derpity Derpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derp City. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Derp Derpity Derpian economy, worth 104 trillion Memeses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,013 Memeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Derp City to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derp Derpity Derp's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Derp Derpity Derp is ranked 136,802nd in the world and 6th in Unionnnnnnnnnnnnnnn for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.48 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 8,153rdTop
Safest: 11,691stMost Pacifist: 12,323rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,199th

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