The Erratic Department of Intel of Destructive Government Education System is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.685 billion Destructive Government Education Systemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Destructive Government Education Systemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion wefwefwes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 96,044 wefwefwes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Education System's national animal is the wefwefwe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Destructive Government Education System is ranked 33,756^th in the world and 18^th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.59 law-abiding acts per hour.