The ⌚ Brainwashed Bureaucrats ⌚ of Destructive Government Endorsing System is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 902 million Destructive Government Endorsing Systemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Destructive Government Endorsing Systemian economy, worth 6.18 trillion ergergers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Cheese Exports and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 6,848 ergergers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Destructive Government Endorsing System City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Endorsing System's national animal is the ergergreg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Destructive Government Endorsing System is ranked 164,424^th in the world and 8,727^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 39.41 on the Human Development Index.