The Federal Republic of Detrivania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Justin Miles with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.65 billion Detrivanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Detrivanian economy, worth 385 trillion lunas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 44,555 lunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Detrivanian selfishness, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Detrivanian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detrivania's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Detrivania is ranked 217,409^th in the world and 8,046^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -171.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.