Population | 14.464 billion |
Leader | Devil Doll |
Currency | coffee |
Animal | null |
The Forbidden Love of Devil Doll is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Devil Doll with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 14.464 billion Devil Dolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Devil Dollian economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion coffees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 77,164 coffees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, the entire entry for Devil Doll in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Devil Doll's national animal is the null, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Devil Doll is ranked 228,491st in the world and 16th in The New Order Last days of Europe for Most Stationary, with 25.784184887 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Devil Doll's influence in The New Order Last days of Europe rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Devil Doll was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Devil Doll, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Devil Doll, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
- : Following new legislation in Devil Doll, the entire entry for Devil Doll in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in Devil Doll, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Devil Doll was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Devil Doll, the first sword of Devil Doll does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Devil Doll, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
- : Following new legislation in Devil Doll, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.