by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,973rdMost Secular: 4,521st
The Not holy black gold empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Lucky for nationstates friendship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.383 billion

CapitalDunwich Grand Citadel
LeaderChancellor Alhazred

CurrencyGold Munitions
AnimalRob Zombie

The Not holy black gold empire of Diaconstipation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Alhazred with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.383 billion Diaconstipationians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunwich Grand Citadel. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Diaconstipationian economy, worth 193 trillion Gold Munitions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 139,779 Gold Munitions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", interest in globalism never flags, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diaconstipation's national animal is the Rob Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diaconstipation is ranked 216,710th in the world and 5,755th in the West Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -148.49 on the Hayek Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,973rdTop
Most Secular: 4,521stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,899thMost Influential: 5,274thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,360thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,315thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,386thLargest Mining Sector: 8,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,728thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,617thLargest Governments: 11,978thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,597thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,851stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,852ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,878thHighest Average Incomes: 16,259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,690thMost Inclusive: 16,903rdMost Developed: 17,492ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,029thSmartest Citizens: 18,576thMost Cultured: 20,897thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,259thHealthiest Citizens: 22,836th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionMost Secular: 133rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 176th in the regionMost Influential: 217th in the regionLargest Governments: 227th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 233rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 286th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 297th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 336th in the regionMost Developed: 386th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 420th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 420th in the regionMost Inclusive: 447th in the regionMost Cultured: 464th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 478th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 536th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 549th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 574th in the region

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