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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,960thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,136th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Diaconstipation

Population752 million

CapitalGrand Citadel City

CurrencyMunitions
AnimalHomeless

The Empire of Diaconstipation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 752 million Diaconstipationians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Citadel City. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Diaconstipationian economy, worth 60.9 trillion Munitions a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,967 Munitions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Diaconstipation Blood Tithe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diaconstipation's national animal is the Homeless, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diaconstipation is ranked 5,007th in the world and 235th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 11,666.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,960thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,136thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,711thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,736thLargest Mining Sector: 17,419thMost Influential: 19,861stMost Secular: 20,758th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 214th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 235th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 365th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 375th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 388th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 501st in the regionMost Secular: 556th in the regionLargest Governments: 556th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 594th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 597th in the regionMost Influential: 601st in the regionMost Inclusive: 606th in the regionMost Cultured: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 642nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Diaconstipation was endorsed by The Devastation of Cro Magnon.
  • : Diaconstipation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Diaconstipation Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
  • : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, most barbers are also surgeons.
  • : Diaconstipation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, bris parties are all the rage.

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