|Capital||Dunwich Grand Citadel|
The Not holy black gold empire of Diaconstipation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Alhazred with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.383 billion Diaconstipationians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunwich Grand Citadel. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Diaconstipationian economy, worth 193 trillion Gold Munitions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 139,779 Gold Munitions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", interest in globalism never flags, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diaconstipation's national animal is the Rob Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Diaconstipation was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Nevafornia.
- : Diaconstipation was endorsed by The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston.
- : Diaconstipation was endorsed by The Dominion of Kalla.
- : Diaconstipation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Diaconstipation was endorsed by The Federation of Acropylae.
- : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Diaconstipation was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Professor Thomas.
- : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in Diaconstipation, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
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