by Max Barry

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,612thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,403rd
The Boring Lands of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Population5.444 billion



The Boring Lands of Dictatorlandistan is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.444 billion Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisbon. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dictatorlandistanian economy, worth 577 trillion Nills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,008 Nills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, and children often kick eagles for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dictatorlandistan's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dictatorlandistan is ranked 22,610th in the world and 1st in West Ponit for Most Devout, with 1,322.61 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,612thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,403rdLargest Black Market: 14,351stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,805thMost Conservative: 16,198thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,038thMost Efficient Economies: 18,142ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,414thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,719thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,067thHealthiest Citizens: 20,685th

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