The Founder Account of Die Hauptstadt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.791 billion Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Die Hauptstadt. The average income tax rate is 28.1%.

The German economy, worth 848 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,351 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, Harry Potter books are banned, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and Die Hauptstadt has designated Die Hauptstadt as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Die Hauptstadt's national animal is the Eagle.

Die Hauptstadt is ranked 109,939^th in the world and 3^rd in The Kaiserreich for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.7 law-abiding acts per hour.