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Largest Black Market: 350thMost Subsidized Industry: 382ndMost Corrupt Governments: 459th
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Dimand and purl

Population19.097 billion

CapitalDimand and purl City
FaithThe Leader is god


The Oppressed Psychotic People of Dimand and purl is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyle with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.097 billion Dimand and purlians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimand and purl City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dimand and purlian economy, worth a remarkable 4,375 trillion VOLDEMORTS a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 229,107 VOLDEMORTS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimand and purl's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Leader is god.

Dimand and purl is ranked 238,248th in the world and 1st in War command for Most Secular, with 5.57 Atheism Rate.

Largest Black Market: 350thMost Subsidized Industry: 382ndMost Corrupt Governments: 459thLowest Crime Rates: 490thMost Advanced Public Transport: 639thLongest Average Lifespans: 639thHealthiest Citizens: 668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 918thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,422ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,125thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,601stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,177thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,019thBest Weather: 4,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,318thHighest Average Incomes: 4,507thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,677thMost Efficient Economies: 5,425thMost Devout: 5,787thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,111thMost Conservative: 7,368thMost Authoritarian: 7,395thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,663rdMost Developed: 8,017thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,268thLargest Governments: 8,308thLargest Populations: 8,511thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,093rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,733rdSmartest Citizens: 19,846th

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