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Most Influential: 3,468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,652ndMost Pacifist: 5,127th
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Dimech

Population894 million

CapitalMosta
LeaderRhys

CurrencyEuro
AnimalDimechian Cat

The Republic of Dimech is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rhys with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 894 million Dimechians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosta. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dimechian economy, worth 71.4 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,826 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Rhys's majority, graffiti graces every city's streets, and on-duty Air Dimech flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimech's national animal is the Dimechian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dimech is ranked 203,662nd in the world and 6,067th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 15.9 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 3,468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,652ndMost Pacifist: 5,127thSafest: 7,009thMost Inclusive: 8,073rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,508thNicest Citizens: 8,990thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,919thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,826thBest Weather: 11,258thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,406thHealthiest Citizens: 14,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,964thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,625thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,429thMost Devout: 24,013th
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Most Pacifist: 290th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 364th in the regionSafest: 402nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 483rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 493rd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 524th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 541st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 551st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 652nd in the regionBest Weather: 652nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 677th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 693rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 732nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 784th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 818th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 820th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 863rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 871st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 874th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 886th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 903rd in the regionMost Influential: 973rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dimech, on-duty Air Dimech flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimech, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimech, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Rhys's majority.
  • : Dimech was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimech, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
  • : Following new legislation in Dimech, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimech, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
  • : Dimech was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimech, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
  • : Following new legislation in Dimech, Rhys is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government.

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