Population | 8.615 billion |
Capital | Skopje |
Leader | Dimitar Gestakovski |
Faith | Orthodox Slavism |
Currency | Denar |
Animal | Brown Bear |
The Slavic Commune of Dimitrija is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dimitar Gestakovski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.615 billion Yugoslavs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopje. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,017 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were. Crime is totally unknown. Dimitrija's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Slavism.
Dimitrija is ranked 148,329th in the world and 535th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 169.60515534152 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The United Socialist States of UNIOS.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The People's Republic of Cheteire.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Dimitrija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The Social Democracy of Old Corus.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The República Popular Democrátic of Zambianka.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of De Eon.
- : Dimitrija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Likhinia, Newdenizland, Arsa, Equlainne, Oder Crudia, Celedaria, Nadunavia, Noachia, Revolutionary Hesse, Ima, TransUps, Verdant Groves, International Anarchist Confederation, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Comuny, Mikustania, Brauengen, Chemorchat, The Dutch Proletariat, Agania, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Anerchi, Libisia, Arabaster, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Urali, De Eon, Zambianka, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Cheteire, North Goiky, and UNIOS.