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Most Influential: 2,077thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,912thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,344th
The Slavic Commune of
Iron Fist Socialists
Слобода или смрт
Dimitar Gestakovski
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dimitrija

Population8.615 billion

CapitalSkopje
LeaderDimitar Gestakovski
FaithOrthodox Slavism

CurrencyDenar
AnimalBrown Bear

The Slavic Commune of Dimitrija is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dimitar Gestakovski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.615 billion Yugoslavs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopje. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,017 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were. Crime is totally unknown. Dimitrija's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Slavism.

Dimitrija is ranked 148,329th in the world and 535th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 169.60515534152 days.

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Most Influential: 2,077thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,912thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,344thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,550thLargest Black Market: 6,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,377thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,639thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,001stMost Patriotic: 9,191stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,421stMost Efficient Economies: 9,684thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,243rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,576thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,874thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,467thMost Developed: 13,551stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,832ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,246thHighest Average Incomes: 15,736thLargest Governments: 16,651stMost Inclusive: 16,806thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,851stLargest Retail Industry: 16,975thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,564thHighest Economic Output: 18,299thHighest Food Quality: 18,342ndMost Cultured: 18,500thNicest Citizens: 20,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,616thSmartest Citizens: 21,870thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,944thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,251stMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,455thMost Beautiful Environments: 28,852nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 64th in the regionMost Patriotic: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 107th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 123rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 126th in the region

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