Population | 6.578 billion |
Currency | franc |
Animal | dolphin |
The Commonwealth of Dino discounty is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.578 billion Dino discountyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Dino discountyian economy, worth 476 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,451 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dino discounty's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Dino discounty is ranked 76,980th in the world and 1,674th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.15308537288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dino discounty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Dino discounty, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
- : Following new legislation in Dino discounty, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Dino discounty, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
- : Following new legislation in Dino discounty, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
- : Dino discounty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Dino discounty, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
- : Following new legislation in Dino discounty, engineers are reinventing the wheel.
- : Following new legislation in Dino discounty, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Dino discounty, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.