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Most Inclusive: 92ndNicest Citizens: 142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 156th
The Smokin Green Land of
Left-Leaning College State
May The Course be with you!
Tournament Director
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population9.298 billion

CapitalThe Course
LeaderTournament Director
FaithDisc Golf in Nature


The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tournament Director with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.298 billion DiscGolfLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,850 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 306,607 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... DiscGolfLandian satellites can detect it. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 176,851st in the world and 4,758th in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 349.45 milliStalins.

Most Inclusive: 92ndNicest Citizens: 142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 156thMost Cheerful Citizens: 177thMost Pacifist: 180thMost Beautiful Environments: 206thLargest Welfare Programs: 214thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 293rdMost Cultured: 340thMost Advanced Public Education: 345thBest Weather: 357thMost Valuable International Artwork: 423rdLargest Governments: 424thHighest Average Tax Rates: 432ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 462ndMost Rebellious Youth: 485thMost Efficient Economies: 511thMost Devout: 540thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 607thSmartest Citizens: 821stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 898thHighest Poor Incomes: 899thMost Advanced Public Transport: 928thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,385thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,439thRudest Citizens: 1,497thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,585thMost Influential: 1,677thHighest Average Incomes: 1,850thMost Developed: 1,862ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,893rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 3,023rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,024thSafest: 4,222ndHighest Economic Output: 4,655thMost Stationary: 9,679thNudest: 9,890thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,930thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 19,280thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,827th
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 53rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionMost Stationary: 140th in the regionNudest: 155th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 193rd in the regionLargest Populations: 230th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 332nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 465th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... DiscGolfLandian satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : DiscGolfLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : DiscGolfLand was endorsed by The Grand and Holy Green Duchy of Thessalian.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, a video of Tournament Director wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » Sindria, Zogradia, Tropical Isles, Liberillia, Common Good, Twisted Duality, Glorious Existence, Chestaan, The Free States of Gotham, Mathematania, Shaktirajya, Greg Tucker, Numpties, Oometz, The United Republic of Westend, Fallgriffin, Moriari, Kittenlicious, Acropylae, Greynne, Fujai, The Undivided, Barcocoland, Ashkan, Kisovec, Wickedly evil people, Meist Isle, Mirchusko, Nevafornia, Gryphonian Alliance, WyEast, Condonohia, Pandaland III, Psikuta, Ellcrys, Win Mints, The Father-Land, Divina Patriae, Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Bran Astor, Papercuts and Skittles, Ferroia, Great Sheriffdom, Cryland, Lynier, Tannhauser Gate, Sensorland, Orcatortugs, Fumafuma, and 103 others.Atheist States of Philippines, Recuecn, Pastern, Granducato Toscana, Bigstickistan, Jakubin, Dilber, Pandaland II, Mercia Regnum, Meedvheyt, Illista, East Peninsula, Fielure, United Adaikes, Arnic, Probablynotverygoodistan, Wyndward, Akshireuya, Constantinopolisia, United States of Northern America, The Fourth Redoubt, Arvladma, The divisive isolationists, Quevilis, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Dankinsted, New Cerveza, Kalla, Pi Island, San Mazer, Resurgence City, Kabayan, Pernacyvokya, Holmani, Kiensu, Nieubasria, Einherfell, SBAHJlandia, Arracrania, Saronistan, Mediobogdum, Eskaton, IndyCar Racing, Scationtanland, New Belia, Leukogeras, Baxterra, Zoran, Plankstein, Artztokzsia, Reklim, The Technocratic Ideas, Troodan, Nas Crustium, Schlesien-Galizien, Bucals Kagotoaion, Gastenburg, Anuubis, Saransh, Ahssn, Archonina, Cumidava, Orandia, Carvell, Volkason, Fallen Iron Duke, The United Tribes of Bantai, Fhaengshia, Grand Republic of the Sun, Sirulinuck, Oronia, Triestine, Professor Thomas, Coung Komands, Dreamers for Hope, Gracelantia, Irador, Santos-Dominius, Thevinia, Emark, San Diego Islands, Giovanniland, Organisation of North American Nations, Loegries, Samueliebox, Pepinooo, Pilonistan, Hamburg Neo, Dank Content, Orson Welles, BIteland, Aldesport, Crazy Waters, Neon Sweden, Irvinovia, Dominguez Hills, Av Libertas Vindex, Newfieisland, Yaspica, Dalimbar, Marshalia, and Thessalian.

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