The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tournament Director with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.298 billion DiscGolfLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,850 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 306,607 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... DiscGolfLandian satellites can detect it. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 176,851^st in the world and 4,758^th in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 349.45 milliStalins.