The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.905 billion DiscGolfLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,673 trillion Discs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 300,213 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 1,958^th in the world and 53^rd in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 300,213.56 Standard Monetary Units.