Population | 41.516 billion |
Capital | Discord |
Leader | Supreme Leader Humperdink V |
Currency | Lyra |
Animal | Squab |
The Dominion of Discordia Magna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Humperdink V with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 41.516 billion Discordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Discord. Income tax is unheard of.
The large but stagnant Discordian economy, worth 653 trillion Lyras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 15,732 Lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Graffiti graces every city's streets, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Discordia Magna's national animal is the Squab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Discordia Magna is ranked 178,371st in the world and 8th in Discordia for Most Stationary, with 81.053246737 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
- : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, new research always seems to support government initiatives.
- : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
- : Discordia Magna's influence in Discordia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
- : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'.