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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 562ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 565th
The Holy land of
Father Knows Best State
We will regain our honor by force.
Experiment zero
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dishonerd

Population5.338 billion

CapitalWinter hold
LeaderExperiment zero
FaithLord hamburger

CurrencyPizza rolls
AnimalBlack wolf

The Holy land of Dishonerd is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Experiment zero with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.338 billion Human experiments are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winter hold. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dishonerdian economy, worth a remarkable 1,654 trillion Pizza rolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,921 Pizza rolls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Experiment zero to meetings with foreign heads of state, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dishonerd's national animal is the Black wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord hamburger.

Dishonerd is ranked 169,971st in the world and 114th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Pro-Market, scoring -64.89 on the Rand Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 562ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 767thLargest Black Market: 1,110thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,260thHighest Average Incomes: 1,769thTop
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Most Devout: 2,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,600thLowest Crime Rates: 2,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,864thLargest Governments: 4,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,443rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,274thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,790thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,338thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,396thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,475thHighest Economic Output: 9,340thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 10,500thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,558thMost Developed: 10,699thMost Efficient Economies: 11,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,307thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,638thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,283rdSmartest Citizens: 15,878thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,902ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,461st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Experiment zero to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments.
  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Dishonerd, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.

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