The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Cyrus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.085 billion Sparticans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartican economy, worth 295 trillion Etas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 141,635 Etas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antism.

Distro-Spartica is ranked 7,721^st in the world and 230^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,842.72 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.