The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 449 million Sparticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Spartican economy, worth 39.3 trillion Etas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 87,472 Etas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spartican Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, large areas of Distro-Spartica are not accessible by the public, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Spartican resumés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Distro-Spartica is ranked 40,907^th in the world and 1,205^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 87,472.13 Standard Monetary Units.