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The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2016 March - April

The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History
2016

March - April

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March 1st, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 5,222nd in the world and 266th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.8 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
    The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. #255
    Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. #190
    Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. #097
    Divine Cervine's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. #237

March 2nd, 2016

    Purple fairy deer is one of the most popular forenames in Divine Cervine. #258
    Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. #440
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Fragile to Weak.

March 3rd, 2016




    Divine Cervine is ranked 2,138th in the world and 46th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 94.4 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
    Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. #093
    'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Divine Cervine's radio stations. #181
    The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits. #053
    Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. #491
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Very Good to Excellent.
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March 4th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
    X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. #081
    The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. #226
    Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. #321
    Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. #371

March 5th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 838th in the world and 32nd in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 94.38 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
    The Divine Cervinean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. #478
    Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Weak to Developing.
    Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. #307
    Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Excellent to Superb.
    Several underground organisations in Divine Cervine have recently been spreading discontent throughout the populace about not being able to vote. #177

March 6th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
    Smoking is banned in public areas. #034
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March 7th, 2016

    Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. #420
    The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. #169
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Excellent to Very Good.
    Book Publishing facilities are being turned into purple fairy deer habitats. #459
    Euthanasia is legal. #028
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Very Good to Excellent.

March 8th, 2016

    The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
    Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. #346

March 9th, 2016

    Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. #164
    Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. #239
    Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. #268

March 10th, 2016

    Divine Cervine is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. #175
    Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned. #434
    Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. #490
    Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. #212
    Graffiti graces every city's streets. #114

March 11th, 2016

    Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. #069
    High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. #018

March 12th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
    Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. #115
    It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. #022
    Divine Cervine was reclassified from Liberal Democratic Socialists to Democratic Socialists.
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Excellent to Very Good.
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Superb to Excellent.

March 13th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 14,919th in the world and 488th in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.35 Workforce Participation Rate.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
    The government pours millions of luminous orbs into rehabilitation programs annually. #058
    Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. #162
    The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Developing to Weak.
    The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna Times is sold out. #275
    Divine Cervine was reclassified from Democratic Socialists to Liberal Democratic Socialists.
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Excellent to Superb.
    The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. #341

March 14th, 2016

    Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. #195
    People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. #056
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Weak to Developing.
    Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. #336

March 15th, 2016



    Divine Cervine is ranked 3,825th in the world and 206th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,537.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
    Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. #431
    Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. #167
    Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. #148
    There is a dearth of space for new houses. #331
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March 16th, 2016

    Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. #467
    The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. #035

March 17th, 2016

    Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Developing to Fair.
    Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. #485
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Fair to Reasonable.
    The government pours millions of luminous orbs into rehabilitation programs annually. #058
    High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. #018

March 18th, 2016


    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
    Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. #263
    The Divine Cervinean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. #448
    Extreme political groups are outlawed. #012
    Divine Cervine was reclassified from Liberal Democratic Socialists to Democratic Socialists.
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Superb to Very Good.

March 19th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 2,145th in the world and 87th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.69 Years.
    Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. #205
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Very Good to Good.
    Purple fairy deer is one of the most popular forenames in Divine Cervine. #258
    Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. #321
    The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. #243
    The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. #385

March 20th, 2016

    All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. #021
    Every workday begins with group therapy. #496
    A government program is underway to revitalize Divine Cervine's beaches. #031

March 21st, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
    The nation is currently revamping its entire education system. #064
    Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. #394
    The number of students attending university has reached a record high. #209

March 22nd, 2016

    Refugees from other nations are flocking to Divine Cervine's border. #047
    People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. #092
    The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. #045
    The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Reasonable to Fair.
    Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. #164

March 23rd, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 832nd in the world and 37th in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 211.33 Cheeks Turned Per Day.
    A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. #024
    Students cut up leftover luminous orbs during Arts and Crafts. #273
    Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. #178
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Good to Average.

March 24th, 2016

    Workers have seized control of the economy. #339
    Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. #099
    The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Divine Cervine's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. #108
    Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible. #499

March 25th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 4,376th in the world and 196th in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 39.12 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
    The government funds large training centres to turn purple fairy deer into functioning members of society. #133
    Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. #268
    Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. #394
    The number of students attending university has reached a record high. #209

March 26th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
    National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. #297
    Almost all of Divine Cervine's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. #264
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Fair to Reasonable.
    Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. #148

March 27th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
    The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. #222
    The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. #462

March 28th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 3,161st in the world and 137th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 155 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
    The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. #049
    Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. #122
    Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. #490
    The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. #500

March 29th, 2016

    Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. #200
    Nude art is becoming wildly popular. #052
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Average to Good.
    Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. #431

March 30th, 2016

    The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions. #495
    Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. #131
    The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. #003
    Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. #062

March 31st, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 592nd in the world and 23rd in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 103.55 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
    The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
    Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. #440
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Reasonable to Good.
    Divine Cervine gained the banner They Grow Up So Fast by developing a good economy in a nation of 300 million citizens.
    Divine Cervine gained the banner River City by combining 100 million citizens with a reasonable economy.
    Divine Cervine gained the banner The Other Way by developing a good economy without free markets.
    Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned purple fairy deerball fields. #415
    Book Publishing facilities are being turned into purple fairy deer habitats. #459

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April 1st, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 591st in the world and 23rd in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 103.74 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
    Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. #485
    Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. #338
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April 2nd, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
    Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna to enjoy their national art. #492
    Divine Cervine's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. #013
    An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. #218

April 3rd, 2016

    The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. #029
    The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. #226

April 4th, 2016

    Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. #251
    The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. #152
    The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Good to Reasonable.

April 5th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
    Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. #305
    Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Divine Cervine, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections. #125
    The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. #006
    Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. #492

April 6th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
    Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. #190
    All beauty contests have been banned. #101
    Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. #087

April 7th, 2016

    Artists are pillars of society. #124
    Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. #200
    School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. #501

April 8th, 2016




    Divine Cervine is ranked 2,311th in the world and 108th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 315 Meters Of Sunlight.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
    Eminent domain has been abolished. #216
    The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. #342
    The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
    In a baffling press conference Queen Arbeaone proudly dismantled a broken door. #503
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April 9th, 2016



    Divine Cervine is ranked 4,290th in the world and 236th in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 35 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
    Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. #457
    Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. #449
    Children are raised bilingual from an early age. #071
    Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. #097
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April 10th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 3,327th in the world and 157th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.13 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
    Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. #053
    Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Reasonable to Good.
    People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles. #278
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April 11th, 2016



    Divine Cervine is ranked 3,450th in the world and 156th in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 41.61 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
    Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. #321
    A government program is underway to revitalize Divine Cervine's beaches. #031
    The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. #222
    Divine Cervine is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. #175
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April 12th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 1,245th in the world and 48th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,233.63 Tourists Per Hour.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
    Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. #359
    Birth rates have hit an all-time low. #364
    The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
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April 13th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 1,245th in the world and 48th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,235.57 Tourists Per Hour.
    The government is giving peace a chance. #312
    Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. #042
    Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. #121
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April 14th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 2,574th in the world and 109th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 65.46 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
    Students cut up leftover luminous orbs during Arts and Crafts. #273
    The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. #161
    Queen Arbeaone's mistress is the belle at many state balls. #417
    Euthanasia is legal. #028
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Good to Very Good.

April 15th, 2016

    Artists are pillars of society. #124
    Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. #505
    Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. #061
    Divine Cervine gained the banner Incremental Improvement by developing a good economy in a nation of at least 200 million citizens.
    Divine Cervine gained the banner Railworks by maintaining a healthy economy in the absence of cars.

April 16th, 2016






    Divine Cervine is ranked 2,157th in the world and 98th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,694.05 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
    High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. #018
    Same-sex marriages are increasingly common. #001
    Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. #156
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April 17th, 2016

    There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. #138
    Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. #239

April 18th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
    Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. #449
    Being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines. #464
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Very Good to Good.
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Very Good to Good.
    Graffiti graces every city's streets. #114

April 19th, 2016

    Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. #338
    Military funding has been stripped back. #014
    Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. #107

April 20th, 2016

    The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. #049
    Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. #131
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Good to Average.
    The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. #226
    Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. #097

April 21st, 2016

    Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. #504
    Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. #289
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Average to Good.

April 22nd, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 15,285th in the world and 675th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 213.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.
    Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. #353
    The arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. #137
    Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. #150
    Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. #410

April 23rd, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 4,294th in the world and 206th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 103.09 Quips Per Hour.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
    Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. #093
    Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. #371
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April 24th, 2016

    Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. #050
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Good to Very Good.
    Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. #115
    The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. #255

April 25th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 836th in the world and 52nd in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,502.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
    The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. #462
    The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. #280
    All beauty contests have been banned. #101
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April 26th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 3,857th in the world and 202nd in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 39 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
    Almost all of Divine Cervine's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. #264
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Good to Strong.
    Divine Cervine gained the banner Metropolis by combining 400 million citizens with a good economy.
    Divine Cervine gained the banner Aspire by developing a strong economy in a scientifically advanced nation with a good environment.
    The state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime. #109
    There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. #441
    The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Strong to Good.
    Planespotters are emigrating in droves. #379
    The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna Times is sold out. #275
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Good to Very Good.

April 27th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
    Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. #490
    Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. #502

April 28th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 956th in the world and 38th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,354.92 Tourists Per Hour.
    The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. #341
    The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions. #495
    Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. #023
    The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. #262

April 29th, 2016

    Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. #373

April 30th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 1,497th in the world and 60th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 378 Meters Of Sunlight.
    Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. #207
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Very Good to Excellent.
    Book Publishing facilities are being turned into purple fairy deer habitats. #459
    Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. #431
    The nation has an international reputation for compassion. #036
    Divine Cervine published "The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2016 May - June" (Factbook: History).

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