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The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2016 July - August

The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History
2016

July - August

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July 1st, 2016

    There is a dearth of space for new houses. #331
    All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. #021
    Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. #205
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Average to Below Average.
    Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. #053
    The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. #222

July 2nd, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 3,078th in the world and 108th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 126,041.3 Standard Monetary Units.
    The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. #152
    The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Thriving to Very Strong.
    Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. #492
    Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. #440
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Very Strong to Thriving.
    Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. #062

July 3rd, 2016


    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
    The government has declared victoria over the cheese menace. #507
    Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. #050
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Below Average to Average.
    The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions. #495

July 4th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 9,370th in the world and 369th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,915.34 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
    Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. #304
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Average to Good.
    Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. #493
    Purple fairy deer is one of the most popular forenames in Divine Cervine. #258

July 5th, 2016

    Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. #093
    In a baffling press conference Queen Arbeaone proudly dismantled a broken door. #503
    The government pours millions of luminous orbs into rehabilitation programs annually. #058 lowers Inclusiveness 331.92 → 331.43 -0.15%
    Birth rates have hit an all-time low. #364

July 6th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 690th in the world and 29th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 13,569.72 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
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July 7th, 2016

    Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. #263
    All forms of advertising are banned. #104 There has been no effect on the economy as a result.
    The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. #341
    A vast monorail network carries people all over the country. #083

July 8th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 12,486th in the world and 482nd in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 229.78 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
    The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. #385
    Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Divine Cervine, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections. #125 dismissed
    Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. #156
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July 9th, 2016

    Almost all of Divine Cervine's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. #264
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Thriving to Powerhouse.
    Queen Arbeaone's mistress is the belle at many state balls. #417 no effect, headline "Old Man Yells At Cloud"
    Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. #099
    Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. #121

July 10th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
    The nation has an international reputation for compassion. #036
    Mathematicians are hated by children across the country. #474 lowers Niceness 80.71 → 80.59, lowers Cheerfulness 70.86 → 70.57
    Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. #122
    Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. #505

July 11th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
    The endangered saltwater humpback purple fairy deer is only seen in captivity programs. #547
    Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. #548 lowers Eco-Friendliness, Economy
    Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. #195 lowers Civil Rights now? 62.77 → 62.05 -1.1%

July 12th, 2016

    Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. #365
    The government funds large training centres to turn purple fairy deer into functioning members of society. #133
    The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. #049

July 13th, 2016

    Military funding has been stripped back. #014
    The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. #003
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Good to Very Good.
    Several underground organisations in Divine Cervine have recently been spreading discontent throughout the populace about not being able to vote. #177 dismissed

July 14th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 207th in the world and 16th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 23,769.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
    Every workday begins with group therapy. #496
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July 15th, 2016

    The nation is currently revamping its entire education system. #064
    Educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. #550
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Very Good to Good.

July 16th, 2016

    The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. #551
    Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. #455
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Good to Very Good.
    The government is giving peace a chance. #312

July 17th, 2016


    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
    Anti-government web sites are springing up. #037
    People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles. #278 lowers Income Equality 97.65 → 97.07 -0.59%
    Book Publishing facilities are being turned into purple fairy deer habitats. #459
    The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna Times is sold out. #275
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Good to Very Good.

July 18th, 2016




    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
    People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. #092
    Divine Cervine's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. #237
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July 19th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 2,405th in the world and 72nd in Lazarus for Most Secular, with 73.99 Atheism Rate.
    The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna for fear of causing a fuss. #423
    There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. #441 lowers Economy 90.38 → 87.12 -3.6%
    The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Powerhouse to Thriving.
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July 20th, 2016

    It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. #022
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Very Good to Good.
    Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. #207
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Good to Excellent.

July 21st, 2016

    Artists are pillars of society. #124
    Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. #251
    The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. #216 lowers Economy 87.12 → 85.00 -2.4%
    UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. #081

July 22nd, 2016

    All beauty contests have been banned. #101
    Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. #107 Economy 89.00 → 85.00 -4.5%
    Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. #371

July 23rd, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 571st in the world and 19th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.67 Years.
    The arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. #137
    Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. #097
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July 24th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 10,111th in the world and 440th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,664.67 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
    Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. #492 lowers Culture 205.00 → 203.00 -0.98%
    Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. #556
    The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Divine Cervine's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. #108
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July 25th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 1,495th in the world and 78th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.24 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
    A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. #112
    There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. #138
    Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. #190
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July 26th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 8,399th in the world and 306th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 83.14 on the Human Development Index.
    Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. #346
    Refugees from other nations are flocking to Divine Cervine's border. #047
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July 27th, 2016



    Divine Cervine is ranked 14,675th in the world and 612th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 215.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
    Aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed. #248
    Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. #554
    Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. #490
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July 28th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 15,247th in the world and 652nd in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 131,840.73 Standard Monetary Units.
    Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned. #434
    Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations. #464
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Excellent to Very Good.
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July 29th, 2016

    Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. #321
    Research grant proposals read like political diatribes. #523
    Divine Cervine's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. #237
    High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. #018

July 30th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 1,412th in the world and 53rd in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 51.29 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
    Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. #023
    Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. #557
    Every week is blindness awareness week. #558 increases Wealth Gaps 1.02 → 1.03 +0.98%, lowers Income Equality 97.77 → 97.53 -0.25%
    Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293

July 31st, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
    Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Divine Cervine, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections. #125 dismissed
    Invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek. #244
    Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. #502
    Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. #528 lowers Civil Rights 68.31 → 66.72 -2.3%

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August 1st, 2016

    Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. #516
    Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. #394
    Several underground organisations in Divine Cervine have recently been spreading discontent throughout the populace about not being able to vote. #177 dismissed

August 2nd, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
    Graffiti graces every city's streets. #114
    Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. #162
    The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Divine Cervinean radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. #500
    Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. #359

August 3rd, 2016

    Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. #178

August 4th, 2016

    Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. #148
    Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. #122

August 5th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 1,370th in the world and 56th in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 51.62 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
    The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. #035
    The number of students attending university has reached a record high. #209
    Euthanasia is legal. #028
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August 6th, 2016

    Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned purple fairy deerball fields. #415
    Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. #505
    'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. #236

August 7th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 229th in the world and 6th in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 134.28 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
    Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. #167
    School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. #501
    Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. #491
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August 8th, 2016

    The nation has an international reputation for compassion. #036
    Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. #457
    All forms of advertising are banned. #104
    Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. #504
    Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. #239

August 9th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
    Organ donation is compulsory. #026
    Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. #289
    An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. #218

August 10th, 2016

    Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. #305
    The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. #016

August 11th, 2016

    The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. #341
    Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. #164

August 12th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
    Citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government. #283
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August 13th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
    The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. #152
    Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. #491
    Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. #565
    Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. #449

August 14th, 2016

    The Divine Cervinean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. #478

August 15th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 1,333rd in the world and 68th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 138.65 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
    Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. #485
    The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. #419
    The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna Times is sold out. #275
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Very Good to Excellent.
    Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. #338

August 16th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
    The nation is currently revamping its entire education system. #064
    Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. #121
    Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. #359

August 17th, 2016

    Almost all of Divine Cervine's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. #264
    The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Thriving to Powerhouse.
    Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. #493

August 18th, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
    Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293
    Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. #205 lowers Civil Rights 67.44 → 61.85, Intelligence 135.46 → 134.87
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Very Good to Good.
    Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. #069

August 19th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 109th in the world and 2nd in Lazarus for Most Inclusive, scoring 353.77 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.
    The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Lazarus. #518
    The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. #226
    Educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. #550
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August 20th, 2016

    The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna for fear of causing a fuss. #423
    The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. #551
    Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. #115

August 21st, 2016

    Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
    Divine Cervine's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. #013
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August 22nd, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 2,739th in the world and 87th in Lazarus for Most Secular, with 74.49 Atheism Rate.
    Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. #373
    Birth rates have hit an all-time low. #364
    Workers have seized control of the economy. #339
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August 23rd, 2016

    Same-sex marriages are increasingly common. #001
    The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. #255
    Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. #050
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Good to Very Good.
    Divine Cervine gained the banner Open for Business by helping people do business.
    Divine Cervine gained the banner Starting Out by combining civil rights with a healthy economy.

August 24th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 1,927th in the world and 67th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 144,776.29 Standard Monetary Units.
    When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. #567
    Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. #365
    Divine Cervine is ranked 1st in Lazarus for Most Inclusive.
    Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. #538 lowers Civil Rights 64.92 → 64.62 -0.46%
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August 25th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 1,918th in the world and 68th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 144,877.56 Standard Monetary Units.
    The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. #003
    Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned purple fairy deerball fields. #415
    Divine Cervine is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. #175
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August 26th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 374th in the world and 11th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,926.88 Tourists Per Hour.
    Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. #008
    Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. #131
    Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Excellent to Very Good.
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August 27th, 2016

    Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. #556
    Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. #371

August 28th, 2016

    Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. #522
    There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. #088

August 29th, 2016

    Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. #554
    The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. #243

August 30th, 2016


    Divine Cervine is ranked 75th in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 22,313.38 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
    The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Divine Cervine's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. #108
    The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. #342
    Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. #178
    Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Very Good to Good.

August 31st, 2016


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