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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,572ndMost Secular: 4,109thFattest Citizens: 5,338th
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Dnoristan

Population2.903 billion

CapitalDechanigrad
LeaderPresident Ophelia Stellatia

CurrencyGallon
AnimalNordust Reindeer

The Unified Republic of Dnoristan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Ophelia Stellatia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.903 billion Dnoristanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dechanigrad. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dnoristani economy, worth 303 trillion Gallons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,449 Gallons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Dnoristan's national animal is the Nordust Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dnoristan is ranked 15,808th in the world and 2nd in Dechanigrad Rift for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,657.81 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Secular: 4,109thFattest Citizens: 5,338thRudest Citizens: 7,880thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,925thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,492ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,808thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,261stMost Inclusive: 18,741stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,344thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,919thMost Developed: 22,438thMost Efficient Economies: 22,914thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 24,270th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dnoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Dnoristan, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dnoristan, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Dnoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dnoristan, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Dnoristan, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Dnoristan, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Following new legislation in Dnoristan, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Dnoristan, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
  • : Following new legislation in Dnoristan, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".

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