Population | 9.934 billion |
Capital | Tsargrad |
Leader | Resnov Romenov |
Faith | Reformed Orthodox |
Currency | Rubel |
Animal | Pitbull |
The Kingdom of Doggo empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Resnov Romenov with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, cheerful, devout population of 9.934 billion Doggo's are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsargrad. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Doggoshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion Rubels a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,121 Rubels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Atheists on vacation find Reformed Orthodox's scriptures make useful doorstops, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doggo empire's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Orthodox.
Doggo empire is ranked 137,735th in the world and 19th in Sonindia for Most Stationary, with 222.67504498788 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Doggo empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Doggo empire, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in Doggo empire, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Doggo empire, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
- : Doggo empire was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Doggo empire, atheists on vacation find Reformed Orthodox's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Following new legislation in Doggo empire, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Doggo empire, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Doggo empire was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Doggo empire, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.