Population | 20.607 billion |
Capital | Industrial Park |
Leader | First Minister Hermon Turnase |
Currency | toba |
Animal | Elephant |
The Republic of Domestic Corporate America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Minister Hermon Turnase with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.607 billion Domestic Corporate Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Industrial Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Domestic Corporate American economy, worth a remarkable 5,125 trillion tobas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 248,708 tobas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,444,324 per year while the poor average 20,292, a ratio of 71.2 to 1.
Prison is a nightmare, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Domestic Corporate America's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Domestic Corporate America is ranked 4,551st in the world and 3rd in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Most Stationary, with 3,399.66449088 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, prison is a nightmare.
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash'.
- : Following new legislation in Domestic Corporate America, a soldier's body is a temple.