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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 193rd Fattest Citizens: 227th Most Devout: 249th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Don't tread on me
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Donttreadonmeistan

Population4.189 billion

CapitalUntreadable-land
LeaderThe Chief Executive Pope
FaithAnarcho-capitalist-catholicism

Currencyshekel
Animalleftist commie-hippie

The Holy Empire of Donttreadonmeistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Chief Executive Pope with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.189 billion Donttreadonmeistanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Untreadable-land. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Donttreadonmeistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 303,713 shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,181,304 per year while the poor average 53,389, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

The recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of The Chief Executive Pope, the government spends millions of tax shekels on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Donttreadonmeistan's national animal is the leftist commie-hippie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarcho-capitalist-catholicism.

Donttreadonmeistan is ranked 339th in the world and 7th in The East Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 41,881.94 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 193rdFattest Citizens: 227thMost Devout: 249thLargest Gambling Industry: 256thMost Ignorant Citizens: 319thLargest Retail Industry: 339thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 425thMost Armed: 427thMost Avoided: 464thHighest Crime Rates: 520thRudest Citizens: 521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 558thHighest Disposable Incomes: 591stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 665thMost Corrupt Governments: 729thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 870thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 892ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,046thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,046thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,271stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,540thHighest Average Incomes: 1,552ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,845thLargest Mining Sector: 1,934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,184thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,708thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,287thHighest Economic Output: 10,881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,604thHighest Drug Use: 12,817thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,868thLargest Governments: 14,358thMost Pro-Market: 14,482nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196th in the regionLargest Black Market: 250th in the regionMost Stationary: 297th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 298th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 324th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 329th in the regionLargest Governments: 339th in the regionLargest Populations: 415th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 441st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 510th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 562nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, the government spends millions of tax shekels on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of The Chief Executive Pope.
  • : Donttreadonmeistan was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Donttreadonmeistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Donttreadonmeistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.

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