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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 210thLargest Gambling Industry: 235thMost Devout: 252nd
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Don't tread on me
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Donttreadonmeistan

Population5.864 billion

CapitalUntreadable-land
LeaderThe Chief Executive Pope
FaithAnarcho-capitalist-catholicism

Currencyshekel
Animalleftist commie-hippie

The Holy Empire of Donttreadonmeistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Chief Executive Pope with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.864 billion Donttreadonmeistanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Untreadable-land. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Donttreadonmeistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 306,726 shekels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,851,987 per year while the poor average 22,788, a ratio of 81.3 to 1.

Political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, most Donttreadonmeistanis would sell their own grandmother, it's not mass murder when the government does it, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Donttreadonmeistan's national animal is the leftist commie-hippie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarcho-capitalist-catholicism.

Donttreadonmeistan is ranked 208,676th in the world and 7,398th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.2 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 210thLargest Gambling Industry: 235thMost Devout: 252ndFattest Citizens: 252ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 267thMost Ignorant Citizens: 355thLargest Retail Industry: 435thMost Avoided: 467thMost Armed: 524thHighest Crime Rates: 580thHighest Disposable Incomes: 622ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 632ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 652ndRudest Citizens: 662ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 737thMost Corrupt Governments: 800thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 921stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,078thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,241stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,425thMost Efficient Economies: 1,580thHighest Average Incomes: 1,839thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,018thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,224thLargest Mining Sector: 2,231stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,768thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,157thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,326thHighest Economic Output: 8,381stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,592ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,314thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,907thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,586thLargest Governments: 15,085thLargest Black Market: 16,794thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,049thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,938thHighest Drug Use: 20,167th
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Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 110th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 130th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 233rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 274th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 320th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 439th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 442nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 581st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 635th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 736th in the region

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