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Rudest Citizens: 11thMost Avoided: 12thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th
The Iron Mall of
Anarchy
Shop 'til you drop!
Joff Bezotheon
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dragyn

Population38.503 billion

CapitalRetalia City
LeaderJoff Bezotheon
FaithAmazonism

Currencyaltcoin
Animalanaconda

The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 38.503 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 25,073 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 651,205 altcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,117,735 per year while the poor average 42,981, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

A surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes", senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, Retalia City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and the single fish caught by Dracynic fishers last year is cited as evidence of Dragyn's thriving fisheries. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 306,720th in the world and 168th in Anarchy for Most Cultured, scoring -142 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 11thMost Avoided: 12thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thFattest Citizens: 21stLargest Retail Industry: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30thHighest Disposable Incomes: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 43rdMost Armed: 45thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 51stHighest Crime Rates: 53rdLargest Insurance Industry: 55thHighest Economic Output: 64thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 118thHighest Average Incomes: 155thLargest Gambling Industry: 156thMost Secular: 261stLargest Agricultural Sector: 269thMost Ignorant Citizens: 301stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 547thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,170thMost Efficient Economies: 1,180thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,324thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,493rdLargest Populations: 1,728thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,469thLargest Black Market: 13,702ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,621stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,477thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,082ndMost Politically Free: 25,941stMost Pro-Market: 26,052ndMost Extreme: 26,106thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,119thHighest Drug Use: 29,139th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dragyn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the single fish caught by Dracynic fishers last year is cited as evidence of Dragyn's thriving fisheries.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, Retalia City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes".
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records.
  • : Dragyn's influence in Anarchy rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.

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