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Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 8thMost Avoided: 15th
The Iron Mall of
Anarchy
Shop 'til you drop!
Joff Bezotheon
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Dragyn

Population31.637 billion

CapitalRetalia City
LeaderJoff Bezotheon
FaithAmazonism

Currencyaltcoin
Animalanaconda

The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.637 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 19,729 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 623,629 altcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,634,215 per year while the poor average 50,469, a ratio of 72.0 to 1.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Retalia City River, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 232,958th in the world and 168th in Anarchy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -126.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 8thMost Avoided: 15thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thFattest Citizens: 21stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36thLargest Mining Sector: 41stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thHighest Disposable Incomes: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 59thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66thMost Armed: 68thHighest Crime Rates: 89thHighest Economic Output: 89thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 109thHighest Average Incomes: 125thMost Secular: 142ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 178thLargest Gambling Industry: 221stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 275thMost Ignorant Citizens: 288thMost Valuable International Artwork: 288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 938thMost Efficient Economies: 1,071stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,198thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,711thLargest Populations: 1,924thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,033rdLargest Black Market: 7,114thTop
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Most Politically Free: 14,966thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,190thHighest Drug Use: 16,527thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,196thMost Pro-Market: 17,349thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,655th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Retalia City River.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, it is rumoured that Joff Bezotheon uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.

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