Population | 38.503 billion |
Capital | Retalia City |
Leader | Joff Bezotheon |
Faith | Amazonism |
Currency | altcoin |
Animal | anaconda |
The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 38.503 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 25,073 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 651,205 altcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,117,735 per year while the poor average 42,981, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.
A surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes", senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, Retalia City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and the single fish caught by Dracynic fishers last year is cited as evidence of Dragyn's thriving fisheries. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.
Dragyn is ranked 306,720th in the world and 168th in Anarchy for Most Cultured, scoring -142 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dragyn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the single fish caught by Dracynic fishers last year is cited as evidence of Dragyn's thriving fisheries.
- : Following new legislation in Dragyn, Retalia City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
- : Following new legislation in Dragyn, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Following new legislation in Dragyn, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes".
- : Following new legislation in Dragyn, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems.
- : Following new legislation in Dragyn, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records.
- : Dragyn's influence in Anarchy rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
- : Following new legislation in Dragyn, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.