Population | 40.404 billion |
Capital | Retalia City |
Leader | Joff Bezotheon |
Faith | Amazonism |
Currency | altcoin |
Animal | anaconda |
The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 40.404 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 26,392 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 653,220 altcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,378,803 per year while the poor average 36,615, a ratio of 119 to 1.
Holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, eminent domain has been abolished, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.
Dragyn is ranked 345,672nd in the world and 169th in Anarchy for Smartest Citizens, with 0.23 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dragyn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
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Dragyn, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
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Dragyn, eminent domain has been abolished.
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Dragyn, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
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Dragyn, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
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Dragyn, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
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Dragyn, Joff Bezotheon can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
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Dragyn, Joff Bezotheon will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
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Dragyn, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
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Dragyn, the fattest folk in Dragyn look to be the happiest ones.