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Rudest Citizens: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 19th
The Iron Mall of
Anarchy
Shop 'til you drop!
Joff Bezotheon
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dragyn

Population30.668 billion

CapitalRetalia City
LeaderJoff Bezotheon
FaithAmazonism

Currencyaltcoin
Animalanaconda

The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.668 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 18,888 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 615,899 altcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,256,580 per year while the poor average 31,458, a ratio of 135 to 1.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 270th in the world and 1st in Equinox for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 16,127.37 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thFattest Citizens: 24thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 42ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thHighest Disposable Incomes: 52ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 54thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64thMost Armed: 89thHighest Economic Output: 91stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 113thHighest Average Incomes: 130thHighest Crime Rates: 132ndMost Secular: 159thLargest Agricultural Sector: 162ndLargest Gambling Industry: 256thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 270thMost Ignorant Citizens: 345thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 588thMost Valuable International Artwork: 709thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 847thMost Efficient Economies: 901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,175thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,395thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,500thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,550thMost Pro-Market: 1,923rdLargest Populations: 1,937thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,822ndLargest Black Market: 6,357thTop
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Most Stationary: 10,385thHighest Drug Use: 13,660thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,818thMost Politically Free: 14,399thMost Influential: 14,941stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,341stMost Extreme: 19,696th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, Dragyns have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.

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