The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.637 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 19,729 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 623,629 altcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,634,215 per year while the poor average 50,469, a ratio of 72.0 to 1.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Retalia City River, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 232,958^th in the world and 168^th in Anarchy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -126.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.