The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.668 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 18,888 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 615,899 altcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,256,580 per year while the poor average 31,458, a ratio of 135 to 1.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 270^th in the world and 1^st in Equinox for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 16,127.37 on the Hickory Productivity Index.