The Republic of Dravida India is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Zidan Harem with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 931 million Dravida Indians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangalore. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dravida Indian economy, worth 88.6 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 95,135 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and most citizens in Dravida India are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dravida India's national animal is the Indian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dravida India is ranked 165,074^th in the world and 6,306^th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 480.64 milliStalins.