Population | 20.884 billion |
Capital | Drawinina City |
Leader | The Dark One |
Faith | The one true Cult |
Currency | pig |
Animal | Elephant |
The Borderlands of Drawinina is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Dark One with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.884 billion Drawininans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drawinina City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Drawininan economy, worth a remarkable 5,290 trillion pigs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,340 pigs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,287,227 per year while the poor average 27,588, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.
The might of the entire Drawininan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", the government prefers to leave the past buried, and it takes a village to catch a criminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Drawinina's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The one true Cult.
Drawinina is ranked 164,909th in the world and 3,190th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 117.75150797232 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drawinina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Drawinina, it takes a village to catch a criminal.
- : Following new legislation in Drawinina, the government prefers to leave the past buried.
- : Following new legislation in Drawinina, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
- : Following new legislation in Drawinina, the might of the entire Drawininan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in Drawinina, only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches.
- : Drawinina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Drawinina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Drawinina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Drawinina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.