by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,504th Most Influential: 1,859th Largest Publishing Industry: 4,839th
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population8.358 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 8.358 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,658 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and the fate of the world literally rests on jizzmaster zero's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 13,435th in the world and 403rd in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 77.51 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,504thTop
Most Influential: 1,859thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,593rdBest Weather: 6,158thLowest Crime Rates: 6,504thMost Developed: 7,280thHealthiest Citizens: 7,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,633rdSafest: 7,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,875thTop
Most Stationary: 8,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,602ndMost Inclusive: 8,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,636thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,652ndMost Cultured: 8,653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,864thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,999thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,365thLargest Governments: 10,868thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,519thMost Pacifist: 11,554thMost Efficient Economies: 11,895thSmartest Citizens: 12,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,166thMost Secular: 13,435thHighest Economic Output: 13,485thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,859thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,340thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,686thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,700th
Most Influential: 100th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd in the regionMost Stationary: 132nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 154th in the regionBest Weather: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 189th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 194th in the regionLargest Populations: 199th in the regionMost Developed: 216th in the regionMost Cultured: 217th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 224th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 229th in the regionSafest: 233rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 238th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 241st in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionMost Inclusive: 255th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 258th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 279th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 324th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 336th in the regionMost Pacifist: 347th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Secular: 403rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 425th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 468th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 491st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 583rd in the regionMost Average: 589th in the region

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