by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,623rdMost Influential: 1,942ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,538th
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population12.023 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 12.023 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,349 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 232,183rd in the world and 8,755th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,623rdMost Influential: 1,942ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,538thBest Weather: 3,791stLowest Crime Rates: 4,238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,548thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,856thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,304thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,364thMost Inclusive: 5,460thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,624thMost Cultured: 5,680thHealthiest Citizens: 6,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,392ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,657thMost Stationary: 7,061stSafest: 7,113thLargest Governments: 7,239thMost Developed: 7,374thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,434thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,975thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,513thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,276thHighest Economic Output: 10,278thMost Efficient Economies: 11,224thSmartest Citizens: 11,541stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,994thMost Secular: 16,780thHighest Average Incomes: 17,730thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,293rdMost Income Equality: 21,024thLargest Populations: 23,067thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,099th
Most Stationary: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 143rd in the regionMost Cultured: 144th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 154th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 166th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 168th in the regionLargest Populations: 169th in the regionMost Inclusive: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 217th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 235th in the regionSafest: 242nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 310th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 362nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 444th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 462nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 524th in the regionMost Secular: 565th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 624th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 644th in the region

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