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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,652ndMost Influential: 2,047thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,898th
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population12.449 billion

CapitalBogania
Leaderjizzmaster zero
FaithBoganism

CurrencyKrang
AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 12.449 billion Sealsmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,997 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Drunken Seal Islandsian Embarrassments, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 4,661st in the world and 148th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,338.03 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,652ndMost Influential: 2,047thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,898thBest Weather: 3,506thLowest Crime Rates: 4,164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,501stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,911thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,019thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,291stMost Inclusive: 5,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,929thMost Cultured: 6,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,538thSafest: 6,639thMost Stationary: 6,978thLargest Governments: 7,121stMost Developed: 7,468thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,648thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,611thMost Efficient Economies: 9,995thHighest Economic Output: 10,503rdSmartest Citizens: 11,427thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,684thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,961stMost Secular: 16,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,757thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,649thLargest Populations: 23,017th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionMost Stationary: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionMost Cultured: 154th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 170th in the regionLargest Populations: 173rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionMost Inclusive: 179th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 197th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 215th in the regionSafest: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 281st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 292nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 328th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 443rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 462nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 548th in the regionMost Secular: 560th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 615th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
  • : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Drunken Seal Islandsian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, getting a blood transfusion from a Sealsman entitles a foreigner to citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 140 » Mundiferrum, A Slanted Black Stripe, Brotherland, Kangarawa, Davinhia, Roliganistan, Asendavia, Talitoa, ReeK, Am Echad, Axdel, H-Zhena, Squid Ruinosa, Bullpups, Sansangra, Wiranath, Socialist Holy American Empire, Mastariere, Biggstonia, Freedom Fascists, United China Nation, Republic of Berzerkistan, VW53Aland, Neruch, Ridann, Federated States of Zootron, Indrapore, BearStackof2015, Riveraland, The United Asian Republics, Kalaratri, Pakitsk, Hizuru, Enlil, Kilkire, Rhealaliit, Plazland, Dragons Blood, Euricanis, Grossvietnam, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Firenation91, Marrabuk, Headpat Central, The Death Syndicate, Evrigenis, The Militarius Imperium, Rainbow Vests, Merlovich, and 90 others.Interdimensional Waifus, Zukchiva, Fellon, Republic of New India, Trulu, Tretrid, Greater New Cassandra, Ripsylvania, FreedomIand, Fuflix workers union, Lingu, East Malaysia, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, Azureano, Freedomindia, Roissyland, Mays Austrian Nation, Cellar Doors, Barfleur, Khadah, BuciLand, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Pekweng, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Distro-Spartica, Samaltak True, New Leganes, Yelkinam, Gunov, New Bobby, Oofery, Forktoon, Tawuse, Coruh, Modra, Acronis, Nevertopia, Tassirion, Wallenburg, Anarchica landia, Debluu, Layngderfleethe, Lanwa, Dravida India, Zeiberland, ArenaC, Wakeopolis, Dannemarie, Biingus, From New World, Vogar, Empire of Dabiristan, Hellod Immury, Blobbo, Juliania Secundus, Zukish, Hogwarts of muggles, THE V0ID, Lorrana, Zidium, United Socialist States of Amerika, The solar ottomans, North Bernia, Macaco Forte, Martian States of America, Eastern Alksearia, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Johor DT, Cakitalim, Jove Mahmo, Konneticut, Kublam, The Bedford Initiative, Nevretha, Bzux, The Kulaata Islands, Espeon LD, Lueva, Blobon, Technocratic Tagalog, Capitalist Golborne, Vizh, Vessarlian, Spiruvania, Pirnovo, and Eagle Crest.

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