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Most Influential: 1,966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,974thBest Weather: 3,875th
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population10.995 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 10.995 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 134,236 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lavish state dinners in Drunken Seal Islands City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and few that venture into government archives are ever seen again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 189,751st in the world and 7,615th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -261.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 1,966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,974thTop
Best Weather: 3,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,015thLowest Crime Rates: 4,267thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,957thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,512thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,626thMost Inclusive: 5,805thHealthiest Citizens: 6,114thMost Cultured: 6,243rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,865thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,902ndMost Stationary: 7,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,419thSafest: 7,423rdLargest Governments: 7,494thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,546thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,592ndMost Developed: 7,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,010thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,171stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,434thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,463rdHighest Economic Output: 10,881stSmartest Citizens: 11,999thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,548thMost Secular: 14,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,829thHighest Average Incomes: 17,407thMost Income Equality: 18,154th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Influential: 106th in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110th in the regionBest Weather: 119th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 168th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 173rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 175th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 183rd in the regionLargest Populations: 184th in the regionMost Inclusive: 190th in the regionLargest Governments: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 208th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 211th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 229th in the regionSafest: 230th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 246th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 269th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 391st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 461st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 472nd in the regionMost Secular: 487th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 491st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 683rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 711th in the region

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