The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.793 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 365 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,635 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Mark battlesuits, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drutopia Insomnia endorsed The Empire of Imperial Tenno.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Mark battlesuits.
- : Drutopia Insomnia was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Tenno.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Drutopia Insomnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, war vets look after war animals.
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