by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 552ndMost Influential: 881stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,477th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Drupatine VII
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Drutopia Insomnia

Population1.793 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.793 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 365 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,635 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Mark battlesuits, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 205,943rd in the world and 9,131st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.44 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 552ndMost Influential: 881stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,477thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,859thLowest Crime Rates: 2,064thTop
Most Secular: 2,090thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,137thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,431stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,389thLargest Governments: 3,499thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,541stMost Developed: 5,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,943rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,278thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,974thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,236thMost Authoritarian: 8,291stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,864thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,902ndSmartest Citizens: 8,990thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,291stBest Weather: 10,394thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,417thLargest Black Market: 10,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,988thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,830thMost Efficient Economies: 13,623rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,280thMost Conservative: 17,470thMost Cultured: 20,738th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 254th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 282nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 304th in the regionMost Influential: 322nd in the regionMost Developed: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 334th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 340th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 362nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 393rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 397th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 417th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 465th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 473rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 484th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 511th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 530th in the regionBest Weather: 549th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 576th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 625th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 643rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 705th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 729th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 789th in the regionMost Extreme: 808th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drutopia Insomnia endorsed The Empire of Imperial Tenno.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Mark battlesuits.
  • : Drutopia Insomnia was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Tenno.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Drutopia Insomnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, war vets look after war animals.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 246 » New Lakemba, Orado, McMasterdonia, Sea Ghost, Newpromisedland, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Anungu, Prydania, Loutsland, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Dabarastan, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Abject Ludicrosity, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ravendi, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Guer Aike, Sundred, Siwale, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pazair, Empy, Glurponia, Viridiann, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Freyford, Kranostav, Sunto, North Bratislava, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Interdimensional Zone, Zyvetskistaahn, Sil Dorsett, Partax, Vincone Cae, Serendipita Martia, Daiz, and 196 others.Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Tachycardia, Gnomewatchers, Steampunk Ariel, The Iron Lions, Zokk, New Octicarg, Votak Matim, Misthas, North Novkia, Rumagna, Vesuva, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Independent Halls, Iron Cladia, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Loli County, Cobleck Weleis, Austral States of America, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Makersaulache, Great Bights Mum, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kasazzastan, New Avian, Wilkshire, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, United Kahndaq, Malta Comino Gozo, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Woodsend, PotatoFarmers, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Universal State Formula, Singamadri, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, Omnistria, The Endless Eventide, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, Eschatosia, Clan Spaniel, Xyrron, Olofin, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Ihese, The Windmilluminati, Diodone, Prevaland, Crader, Godwanna, New Trisone, Stone Ira, Irishvan, The Galactic Triumvirate, Plangainer, Xentherida, SORT, Nisastria, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Zecit, Varola, Avastate, Unshleepd, Hyphen, Ereena, Wisconsota, Kobagia, Solskjar, Maott, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Zeternia, The Most Freedom Ever, Astronomical, Solimun, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Ver Testua, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Fayyayid, Frostcell, Sikol, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Fluffy Noodles, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, True Equality For All, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Turkish workers of Europe, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, Libertania Democratica, Fox Richy, I Like Killing people, Necromonia, Former English Colony, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, TyGerria, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Kocherian, Seanat, Cowbridge, Simone Republic, Brucklania, U S Eh, Joodey, Daulatpur, Arichia, Solcius, Eywaan, Innocentic, Aeolist, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Caselpania, Principia Mathematica, Smesh, Madjack, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Xipher, WeKnow, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Erubetia, Ultra777, Pigeonstan, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Frahnkzaden, Heilhum Imperius, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Neu-Galicia, Kenaniahistan, Moszce-Walvard, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Therizia, Entecavir, Kurniastan, Railroad Crossing, Cartures, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Unsophisticate, R libanon, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Wolvenland, Rozarus, Jestings, East Akra, Hardscrabble, Ofira, Abonland, and Imperial Tenno.

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