by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 626thMost Influential: 999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,351st
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Drupatine VII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Drutopia Insomnia

Population3.373 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.373 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 692 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,406 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is worried about government policies any more, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and nobody expected the fruit inquisition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 121,492nd in the world and 4,794th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 49.33 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 626thMost Influential: 999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,351stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,729thMost Secular: 1,957thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,344thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,745thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,813thLargest Governments: 3,126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,458thMost Developed: 4,542ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,632ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,730thHighest Average Incomes: 6,245thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,066thBest Weather: 7,451stSmartest Citizens: 7,482ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,632ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,184thLargest Black Market: 9,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,506thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,144thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,104thMost Authoritarian: 16,393rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,681stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,181stMost Cultured: 18,810thHealthiest Citizens: 20,946th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Secular: 117th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 256th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 279th in the regionMost Developed: 282nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 291st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 297th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 355th in the regionMost Influential: 372nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 390th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 422nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 427th in the regionBest Weather: 440th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 501st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 519th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 523rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 643rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 692nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 710th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 729th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 753rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 810th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 894th in the regionMost Cultured: 952nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 955th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 965th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 248 » New Lakemba, Orado, McMasterdonia, Newpromisedland, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Anungu, Prydania, Loutsland, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Shadowrik, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ravendi, 1 very fast endotarter, Guer Aike, Siwale, The Tampa Bay Rays, Empy, Glurponia, Viridiann, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Freyford, Kranostav, Sunto, North Bratislava, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Interdimensional Zone, Zyvetskistaahn, Sil Dorsett, Partax, Vincone Cae, Daiz, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Tachycardia, Gnomewatchers, Steampunk Ariel, The Iron Lions, Zokk, and 198 others.Votak Matim, Rumagna, Vesuva, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Independent Halls, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wilkshire, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Moubarakistan, United Kahndaq, Malta Comino Gozo, Xagill, PotatoFarmers, Yokciq Empire, Universal State Formula, Singamadri, The Stratosphere Islands, Omnistria, The Endless Eventide, KhalChicken, Clan Spaniel, Xyrron, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, The Lancerian Empire, The Windmilluminati, Diodone, Prevaland, Godwanna, New Trisone, The Galactic Triumvirate, Xentherida, SORT, Nisastria, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Zecit, Varola, Unshleepd, Kobagia, Solskjar, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Ver Testua, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Fluffy Noodles, Zzozona, Timothea, True Equality For All, Advancia-Sizzletown, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Necromonia, Former English Colony, The Calabash Protectorate, TyGerria, Seanat, Simone Republic, Brucklania, Joodey, Solcius, Eywaan, Innocentic, Aeolist, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Caselpania, Madjack, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, WeKnow, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Pigeonstan, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Railroad Crossing, Cartures, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Unsophisticate, R libanon, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, East Akra, Hardscrabble, A Salmon Named Harold, Republica Guilleana, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Venicea, PEG, Pasargad, DIMAnism, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Ellbonnia, Wodan, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Obelias, Tvers, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Seijitsu, Yellops, Intion North, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Planes, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Valgarda, Kromi, Barabolia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Dangine, Travislavania, Morgul, Shotokonia, Wisconsota, Galaician Empire, Tringapore, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Siforpeo, Aryan Homeland, Tsandonown, ForestMythal, Noesantara, Bramburg, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Mon Island, Korean-Joseon, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Perikuresu, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Bearical, Muqatil, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Mitropola, Verderiesdre, Seleuka, Lionia, Capablanca, ROM, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Nimarya, New Celoveniortan, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, United Capitalist Provinces, Randomcountryland, and Palgo.

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