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Safest: 2,088thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,782nd
The City State of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Freedom through guidance
Kim Han-sol
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dschibutistan

Population4.596 billion

LeaderKim Han-sol
FaithApostolic socialism

CurrencyDschibutistan Dollar
Animalwarthog

The City State of Dschibutistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kim Han-sol with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 4.596 billion Dschibutistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dschibutistanian economy, worth 631 trillion Dschibutistan Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,386 Dschibutistan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dschibutistan's national animal is the warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apostolic socialism.

Dschibutistan is ranked 187,015th in the world and 6,490th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.1 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Safest: 2,088thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,782ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,454thLowest Crime Rates: 4,406thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,357thMost Pacifist: 6,402ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,463rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,778thMost Developed: 8,305thMost Cultured: 8,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,819thMost Efficient Economies: 9,000thSmartest Citizens: 9,097thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,167thMost Inclusive: 10,901stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,008thLargest Retail Industry: 14,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,180thMost Income Equality: 14,832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,933rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,980thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,193rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,209thHighest Average Incomes: 17,428thLargest Governments: 17,431stBest Weather: 19,209th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionSafest: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 232nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 241st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Developed: 252nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 267th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 305th in the regionMost Inclusive: 353rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 395th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 415th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 430th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 434th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 447th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 472nd in the regionLargest Governments: 486th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 494th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 506th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 523rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 530th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 578th in the regionBest Weather: 602nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 670th in the regionLargest Populations: 791st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, Dschibutistan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Dschibutistan City's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
  • : Following new legislation in Dschibutistan, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.

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