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Largest Welfare Programs: 33rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rdSafest: 46th
The Mystical Isles of
Left-wing Utopia
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Dutchyland

Population18.576 billion

CapitalDutchopolis
LeaderDutchy

CurrencyDutcher
AnimalDutchay

The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.576 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,105 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 328,659 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food', and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 199,763rd in the world and 8,734th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -440.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 33rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rdSafest: 46thMost Advanced Public Transport: 49thMost Advanced Public Education: 56thMost Pacifist: 56thHighest Average Tax Rates: 58thMost Developed: 63rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71stLongest Average Lifespans: 77thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 90thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91stMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdLargest Governments: 93rdHealthiest Citizens: 98thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 99thMost Compassionate Citizens: 104thLowest Crime Rates: 126thNicest Citizens: 127thBest Weather: 155thMost Cultured: 184thSmartest Citizens: 185thMost Subsidized Industry: 201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 243rdMost Inclusive: 255thHighest Poor Incomes: 376thMost Influential: 452ndMost Efficient Economies: 481stMost Cheerful Citizens: 537thMost Secular: 576thLargest Publishing Industry: 712thMost Rebellious Youth: 994thHighest Economic Output: 1,245thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,263rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,451stTop
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Most Stationary: 3,818thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,824thLargest Populations: 7,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,786thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,486thMost Income Equality: 15,009th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Stationary: 86th in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 408th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 442nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 444th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 700th in the regionMost Politically Free: 813th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Empire of Sisang.
  • : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Dutchyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Dutchyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Republic of Why Seriously.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 372 » Former English Colony, Yaorozu, Selfgradatude, Elevation, The Teddy, Great Bights Mum, Eglise Sainte Eve, Unimaginable Doom, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Nationalist Peoples Party, Fengate, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Notyoutopia, Xentherida, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Corfad, The Isle of Grossmania, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Venezuelia, Manticore utopia, Walter Jackson, French Bananastan, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, The Galactic Triumvirate, Panama Coalition, New Chilokver, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, SORT, Pallaith, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Puczovska, Unsophisticate, Koda-Land, Diodone, Zokk, Dadastan Archipelago, and 322 others.Zeternia, Yukti, Choistan, The Iron Lions, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Humptalumpta, Azzarel, Pasargad, The Syca, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Vexilia, Atain, Pleroma Sans Romans, Arimbia, Phoronu, Felpolandia, East Supple Lund, Easternryke, Shibutani, Potatolandium, Sea Ghost, Viridiann, Soviet Terran, Free Culture, Govornia, Empy, New Trisone, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Ethnon, Fizban, Hyperbanus, Moose repupblic, Maott, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, El Fiji Grande, Wilkshire, Arstungry, Amestris-Britannia, Dar es Saalam, Dopeland420, Avemterra, Zeno-sama, The Discipled, Tarr-Nation, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Kobagia, Rosewood-, New Pruessen, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Cinnibar, Gurou, United Kahndaq, Niradans, Votak Matim, Shadowrik, Sundred, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Valhalla123, Guer Aike, Napnomadia, The Windmilluminati, Bearical, Ninjak30, Asgardira, Zumlandia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Riversedge, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, Dyrenell, Egalico, Solmetria, Mhelon, The Stratosphere Islands, Plangainer, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Astronomical, Nakayo, Centromuria, 1 very fast endotarter, Abject Ludicrosity, Loutsland, Newam, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Solidair, Astrind, Orado, Ajibola, Glurponia, British Pacific Islands, Wisconsota, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, Vernest Quill, McMasterdonia, Gilakistan, Faircliff, Tachycardia, Moanapo, Solskjar, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Xagill, Pazair, Seenvorland, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Newpromisedland, Interdimensional Zone, Godwanna, Anungu, Serendipita Martia, The Navy Blue, Preble, Vathnutum, Toshavo III, Terban Kedah, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, States of Asra, East Akra, Loli County, Hamerica, Fayyayid, Merconitonitopia, Dakota Territories, Wit Noreis, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Eschatosia, Abonland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Olofin, New Jamgra, Ihese, Wolvenland, Logovets, Saint Alaric, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Naziztan, The Lancerian Empire, Crader, Aeolist, Noesantara, Veltania, Irishvan, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Zecit, Antiyard, Varola, Avastate, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Visburgh, Woodsend, Greater New America, Schnuftelland, Nationeer, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Prydania, The Empire of the Federation, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, The Ricebenders, Frostcell, Sikol, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Saperisole, Zzozona, Hopsin, Gautania, Nue Zud Brontland, Upper Britain, Carlinland, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Sevinland, Maynilan, Simone Republic, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Czechnin, Ofrettia, Glosten, Polihy, Camikistan, Asoc lon, Railroad Crossing, El Emayo, Mimia, Ihsan, Kocherian, Saint Lucas And Lower Nielto, Smesh, Memenaide, Montinario, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Seanat, Cowbridge, Brocheland, Rafiland, Brucklania, Mystiquelle, U S Eh, Entecavir, Workubalia, Diplomasqi, Tanushland, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Kingdom Of Manaf, Lucidian Republic, Principia Mathematica, Eywaan, East Natomes, Nouvelle-Floride, Damsmel, Caselpania, Soughts Souble, Cabaifer, West Camerica, Xyrron, Gin Tonic, Lordelles, Pokemanland, Pigeonstan, Madjack, Irunjarai, Buckhem, Nolan Burg, Kragsgale, Xipher, The Noviosyus, Yalkan, Feelonia, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Andexia, New Spina Nitedold, Nichigo Sebe, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Dangine, HOoOo bAby, Harjad, R libanon, State of Rand, Karakalpak Republic, Disunited Earth, Heilhum Imperius, Hardscrabble, Warancia, Therizia, Draconian Progression, Neu-Galicia, Aleklandia, Lulubellia, Frahnkzaden, Cartures, Tyirza, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Iconic Republic, Rimausean, Northern Gulebird, An Identity Crisis, Multius, Aruvicion, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Gendirt, Glanst, Erubetia, Elvoreto, Comfed, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Jestings, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Kenaniahistan, Nuevo Navarre, Why Seriously, Ofira, and Sisang.

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