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The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Industry is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The strong Dvay Jones Rulesian economy, worth 910 trillion potcoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,649 potcoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, organ donation is compulsory, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dvay Jones Rules's national animal is the locker.

Dvay Jones Rules is ranked 144,739^th in the world and 13^th in The Meme Must Go On for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.45 law-abiding acts per hour.