Population | 31.857 billion |
Capital | The Bar |
Leader | Whiskey Jim |
Currency | empty beer glass |
Animal | drunken sheep |
The Caorach Glasa of DYP is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Whiskey Jim with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, devout population of 31.857 billion DYPians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bar. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming DYPian economy, worth a remarkable 2,884 trillion empty beer glasses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,560 empty beer glasses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, the military struggles with recruitment, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DYP's national animal is the drunken sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
DYP is ranked 200,608th in the world and 5,307th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 46.52728272252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : DYP was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : DYP was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : DYP was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : DYP's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : DYP was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : DYP's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : DYP was refounded in Lazarus.
- : DYP ceased to exist in Jethnea.
- : DYP's influence in Jethnea rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : DYP's influence in Jethnea rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".