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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,372ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,380thLargest Populations: 6,460th
The Water Horses of
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Each Uisge

Population21.372 billion

CapitalLoch Lomond
LeaderTinker
FaithMythological

Currencymorsel
Animalhorse

The Water Horses of Each Uisge is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tinker with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 21.372 billion Each Uisgeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loch Lomond. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The powerhouse Each Uisgean economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion morsels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 94,293 morsels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, sick days are on the rise, and the nation leads The Maritimes in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Each Uisge's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mythological.

Each Uisge is ranked 13,148th in the world and 5th in The Maritimes for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,645.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,372ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,380thLargest Populations: 6,460thMost Stationary: 6,486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,757thHighest Economic Output: 8,259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,459thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,148thLargest Black Market: 17,947thMost Avoided: 18,170thLargest Retail Industry: 18,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,424thMost Cultured: 23,704thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,876th
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Most Average: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Each Uisge, the nation leads The Maritimes in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Each Uisge, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Each Uisge, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Each Uisge, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Each Uisge, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Each Uisge lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Each Uisge, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Each Uisge, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Each Uisge, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Each Uisge, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.

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