The 🌻 Flowering Warrior 🌻 of Earthly Cossack is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Spirit of Ukraine with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.057 billion Cossacks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkiv. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cossack economy, worth 69.4 trillion Ukrainian hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 65,687 Ukrainian hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earthly Cossack's national animal is the Heavenly Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Will of the Soldiers.

Earthly Cossack is ranked 300,525^th in the world and 5,902^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 5.6 Atheism Rate.