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Lowest Crime Rates: 989thMost Developed: 1,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,350th
The Federation of
Moralistic Democracy
Izi pici te carreo en bici xd
uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Eartlines Eder

Population13.914 billion

CapitalCiudad liquido
Leaderuvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas
FaithPastafarismo

CurrencyEuro
Animalpegaso

The Federation of Eartlines Eder is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.914 billion Eartlines Ederianos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad liquido. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eartlines Ederiano economy, worth a remarkable 3,743 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 269,009 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ciudad liquido has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eartlines Eder's national animal is the pegaso, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarismo.

Eartlines Eder is ranked 171,487th in the world and 3,572nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 95.81029979248 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 989thMost Developed: 1,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,350thHealthiest Citizens: 1,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,624thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,811thSafest: 1,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,900thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,224thMost Cultured: 2,325thLargest Governments: 2,398thSmartest Citizens: 2,580thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,018thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,677thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,698thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,727thHighest Average Incomes: 4,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,247thMost Devout: 4,858thHighest Economic Output: 5,258thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,387thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,410thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,723rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,967thBest Weather: 7,624thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,920thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,111thMost Inclusive: 10,502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,354thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,827thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,079thMost Patriotic: 14,028thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,403rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,978thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,469thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,928thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,913thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,901stLargest Populations: 29,345th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 167th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 170th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 237th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 249th in the regionMost Devout: 254th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 268th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 303rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the regionBest Weather: 391st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 501st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 532nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 546th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 602nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 715th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 733rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 768th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 854th in the regionLargest Populations: 932nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,002nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,004th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, Ciudad liquido has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Eartlines Eder's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas's throne.

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