Population | 13.914 billion |
Capital | Ciudad liquido |
Leader | uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas |
Faith | Pastafarismo |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | pegaso |
The Federation of Eartlines Eder is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.914 billion Eartlines Ederianos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad liquido. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Eartlines Ederiano economy, worth a remarkable 3,743 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 269,009 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ciudad liquido has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eartlines Eder's national animal is the pegaso, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarismo.
Eartlines Eder is ranked 171,487th in the world and 3,572nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 95.81029979248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, Ciudad liquido has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
- : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : Eartlines Eder's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas's throne.