The Republic of East Arnor is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 11.294 billion East Arnorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The East Arnorian economy, worth 604 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,534 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pocket dialling is a criminal offence, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and contestants on East Arnor's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. East Arnor's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Arnor is ranked 99,728^th in the world and 2,521^st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.9 law-abiding acts per hour.