The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.33 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 25,183 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 778,952 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,398,601 per year while the poor average 112,816, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

The Great Pyramid of The Lair can be seen from miles away, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 160,866^th in the world and 121^st in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Income Equality, scoring 3.32 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.