The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.376 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,572 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 864,213 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,960,403 per year while the poor average 44,428, a ratio of 134 to 1.

Nudity is frowned upon, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, His Supreme Eminence's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, and the government is a law unto itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 170,720^th in the world and 66^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Average, scoring 24.96 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.