Population | 8.449 billion |
Capital | Black city |
Leader | Rasputin |
Faith | Gods Dragon |
Currency | Capital one |
Animal | dragon |
The Multiple nations of East Cashinamasian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rasputin with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.449 billion East Cashinamasianians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.
The frighteningly efficient East Cashinamasianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,162 trillion Capital ones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,902 Capital ones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 967,223 per year while the poor average 47,106, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.
There's more vermin than ever on the metro, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, every day's an auto-de-fé day, and half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Cashinamasian's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gods Dragon.
East Cashinamasian is ranked 288,165th in the world and 61st in 001 Alpha Prime for Fattest Citizens, with 5.29 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in East Cashinamasian, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials.
- : Following new legislation in East Cashinamasian, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
- : East Cashinamasian was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in East Cashinamasian, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : East Cashinamasian lodged a message on the 001 Alpha Prime Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in East Cashinamasian, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Following new legislation in East Cashinamasian, equality looks curiously unequal.
- : Following new legislation in East Cashinamasian, Rasputin reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in East Cashinamasian, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in East Cashinamasian, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.