The United Empire of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 34.596 billion East Malaysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,119 trillion EM$s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,071 EM$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Firstism.

East Malaysia is ranked 81,005^th in the world and 4,155^th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 797.05 milliStalins.