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Largest Populations: 945th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,862nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,031st
The Happy 16th The East Pacific of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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East Malaysia

Population32.32 billion

LeaderEmpress Glendale Jung

AnimalKabuverdianu Raven

The Happy 16th The East Pacific of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 32.32 billion East Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,818 trillion EM$s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,145 EM$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Firstism.

East Malaysia is ranked 6,299th in the world and 153rd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Populations: 945thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,862ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,031stHighest Economic Output: 2,226thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,297thMost Influential: 2,372ndBest Weather: 3,471stSafest: 3,477thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,095thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,221stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,513thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,871stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,910thLargest Governments: 7,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,485thLowest Crime Rates: 7,821stMost Developed: 7,990thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,147thHealthiest Citizens: 9,763rdSmartest Citizens: 11,416thMost Cultured: 11,622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,327thNicest Citizens: 14,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,014th
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 91st in the regionSafest: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 125th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Influential: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 161st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 164th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 165th in the regionLargest Governments: 169th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Developed: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 246th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Cultured: 293rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 312th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 422nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 457th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 556th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 597th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 599th in the region

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