The What's Happening Here of East Mospolinten is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.401 billion East Mospolintenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monsipara. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The East Mospolintenian economy, worth 425 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,705 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, East Mospolinten is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime is moderate. East Mospolinten's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

East Mospolinten is ranked 236,764^th in the world and 1^st in Azish for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.14 law-abiding acts per hour.